Piracy Debater T-Shirts

SOPA supporters regroup.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Woo-hoo!"

Trump to Build Wall

New Immigration Policy of the United States

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Bleeding flag...

Are You a True American Patriot?

Adios "Mexico"!

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

War and peace

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Mud Slinging

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

USA Express Deportation

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Blair's Apology