Pint Night Strategist Pillows

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Stag poker"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Oi! '

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

Ready for your presentation? Possibly. I finished my powerpoint at 2 a.m. Would you please check it? Sure. Is this slide a hint to push up sales? Whoops! At 1 a.m. I took a break

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

"thanks for all your efforts Harry, but I am still going to have to sell the place."

"Of course I'm late. It was a game of two halves, fourteen pints and a night in jail."

Saving Pin Ryan.

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

Men discussing tactics of getting a drink from the bar

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

The first date went pretty well