Pinochle T-Shirts

"I am not now, nor will I ever be, bored enough for pinochle."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Dog Wrestling.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Old Frogs' Home

Me and my money are soon parted

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Stories about crumbs

Feathered frenzy

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Best in Heat.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Pinocchio: The later years...

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"You have two unread messages."

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

Car Show - No parking.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

"'Less is more' doesn't apply to allowances!"

'Eating biscuits in the office again?'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'