Pinochle Pillows

"I am not now, nor will I ever be, bored enough for pinochle."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Dog Wrestling.

Me and my money are soon parted

Stories about crumbs

Feathered frenzy

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Best in Heat.

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"You have two unread messages."

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Car Show - No parking.

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

"'Less is more' doesn't apply to allowances!"

'Eating biscuits in the office again?'

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.