Pigeon Patrol Pillows

"I told you to leave the pigeons alone!"

Police Feline Unit

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Carrier Pigeons

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Dream Advertisements.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'Not more junk mail!'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Second homing pigeon

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

Sparrow of Prey

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

You've got mail.

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Mail by carrier pigeon

'Magic'