Pigeon Patrol Mugs

"I told you to leave the pigeons alone!"

Police Feline Unit

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Pigeon Memos

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Dream Advertisements.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Nelson.

Hot dog vendor in the rain.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"Methinks hitting 'Reply to all' doth you a disservice, sire."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

'Look, Fred, there are pigeons on our window sill.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Second homing pigeon

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

You've got mail.

Sparrow of Prey

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Mail by carrier pigeon

'Magic'

Homeless Pigeon.