Ponytail Wrangler Pillows

Caution Road Up

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The First Day Back

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Menage a Paws.