Pink Decor Admirers Gifts

"Too barbie?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Besties Photo

Flower lamp.

Cat being licked by plant.

"This one will go with everything,

Live, laugh, love

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Table Tennis ball-boys

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Unconventional Music Player

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

'Water is included with rent.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

American Flag