Pink Decor Admirers T-Shirts

"Too barbie?"

"You're welcome."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Besties Photo

Flower lamp.

Cat being licked by plant.

"This one will go with everything,

Live, laugh, love

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Table Tennis ball-boys

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Child hides amongst her pink stuff.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Unconventional Music Player

'Water is included with rent.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

American Flag

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"