Piloting Gifts

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Damn Seagulls

When airline pilots get married.

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

'No, I don't know anything about faulty parachutes... Do you know anything about faulty gas ovens?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

People had tried to tell Delbert that flying may not be for him.

Off course

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Broomstick crash.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World Wide Web.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"