Piloting Pillows

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Damn Seagulls

When airline pilots get married.

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

'No, I don't know anything about faulty parachutes... Do you know anything about faulty gas ovens?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

People had tried to tell Delbert that flying may not be for him.

Off course

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Cow Blue Arrows

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World Wide Web.

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'