Pilotage Gifts

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Airport Security.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

TSA Noah

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Broomstick crash.

"Not now, Oliver."

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Geese's Thoughts.