Console Co-pilot Gifts

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Airport Security.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

TSA Noah

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Broomstick crash.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Not now, Oliver."

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'