Canine Co-pilot Gifts

The Unsportables: Relay

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"You've already been for a walk."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"Good dog!"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

Plane windscreen cleaner

God and His Copilot.

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

'That's New.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"Flying is my life."

Kangaroo in a plane.

Out Of Order

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel