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The Unsportables: Relay

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"You've already been for a walk."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Good dog!"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

God and His Copilot.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

'That's New.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Flying is my life."

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

Out Of Order

Kangaroo in a plane.

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel