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'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

Pilot pushes wrong button and a Jack in the Box jumps out.

"I'll let you out in front of the theatre so you can run ahead and buy the tickets."

Today Was The Day

'Captain, I see another plane at 10:22.'

'My god, how long have they been asleep?'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Pilot buying good luck charms.

"No, thanks, I'll just grab one from the cockpit minibar."

Upside down plane

"C'mon, it's a LITTLE funny."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'