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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Addicted to reading

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Downloads.

Pachyderm insomnia.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Technology and literature

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Head full of Books.

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

The writer's world

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

TV vs Reading

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

Reading room

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

One book... One book... One book...

Free Little Library

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'