Page Turner Pillows

At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.

Surrounded by books.

"Sigh....No, children. These are REAL books. You need to turn the pages."

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

'You're hooked, Bobby, Hooked on phonics, And we're going to make you better - but this is contraband,'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Can you help me find a book I saw here a few months ago? It was a hardcover...and...lots of pages inside. Do you have any like that?'

"The secret to speed reading is skipping every other page."

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Head full of Books.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Reading room

The writer's world

"Mom, are you binge watching words?"

Irvine Welsh

Technology and literature

Cell phones vs. books

It's import to encourage reading as a habit.

"Ahem, your phone, can I please have my book back dear."

Support your local bookstore

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

Flying Book Pages

Book Shop.

Downloads.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

'I'd like to return this book. I didn't like the ending.'

Writer's Block.

'Wow! This is my kind of town!'

'Jenifer's always got her head in a book!'

'In these parts we don't take kindly to people who... read.'

'Howard Yonkers, World's fastest reader.'

One book... One book... One book...