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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

Downloads.

Addicted to reading

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Technology and literature

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Head full of Books.

Free Little Library

Reading room

Irvine Welsh

TV vs Reading

One book... One book... One book...

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'It's a slice of life...I cut a long story short.'

The writer's world

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'