Pillow Hog Pillows

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Ok, ok, last page.

Relaxing on a sofa

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

You are the 1 I settled 3

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

How Sheep Sleep

"This is the software for my head."

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

How can I oversleep and still feel under-awake?

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Scary Movies!

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

Before Pillows.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

Some people always carry a laptop in case they get a chance to do some work --- It's different with Ernie.

How pillow fights begin.

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings