Pillow Hog Pillows

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Relaxing on a sofa

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

You are the 1 I settled 3

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

How Sheep Sleep

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"This is the software for my head."

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.

Scary Movies!

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Before Pillows.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

How pillow fights begin.

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'