Pill Popper Paradox Enthusiast Gifts

'Take two of these every day until you're feeling better!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Wrong pills

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"My goodness, Mr. Merryweather, we certainly did make a boo-boo with that prescription of yours!"