Pill Popper Appreciator Gifts

"If you could take just one medication, which medication would it be?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The last song before the party exploded.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Medication for the elderly

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Afghanistan

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

Round the Clock

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Wrong pills

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Man out of order like his coffee machine

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'