Pill Organizer Extraordinaire Gifts

Side Effects

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Medical Supplies

One Thing / Another

Doggie Door Inbox

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

In, Out and Out of Sight.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

Surprise

Director of Lateral Thinking

In/Out boxes: It will be. . . It is what it is. . . What the hell was that.

Legal and Schmegal

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'

Hokey Kokey accounts

Planning commission: 'Growth...NO growth.'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

A Cat's In and Out Trays.

"Sure, I can recommend some mental exercises. Try memorizing all the prescription drugs I have you on."

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Teddy for each day of the week