Medication Organizer Gifts

Retirement Village. I don't need puzzles and word games --- Keeping track of my pills keeps my mind sharp.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Sloth 10K.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Medical Supplies

"Progress is coming right along!"

A catch-all is born.

The Complete Cycle.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Sandwich filing.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.