Pilates Enthusiasts Gifts

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Reasonableman

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Suburban Legend

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

'I'm organic.'

Advanced pilates.

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Masked Pianist

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"Don't make me come down there."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

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