Pilates Enthusiasts Prints

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Reasonableman

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Suburban Legend

Skate Bored

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'I'm organic.'

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Advanced pilates.

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Masked Pianist

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"Don't make me come down there."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

attorney at law

"Underground ostrich is next!"