Pilates Participant Prints

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Nervous Oral Testing

Reasonableman

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Suburban Legend

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Advanced pilates.

Rainbow Drinks

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

attorney at law

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

"Underground ostrich is next!"

Pilates of Penzance.

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

You're never too old for pilates!

'Look, the Mayas did Pilates!'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'