Pilates Pro Gifts

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Reasonableman

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Suburban Legend

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Advanced pilates.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

The singles bar...

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Small Talk

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

attorney at law

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Underground ostrich is next!"