Pilates Pro Gifts

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Reasonableman

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Suburban Legend

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Advanced pilates.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

The singles bar...

Small Talk

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

attorney at law

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Underground ostrich is next!"

Pilates of Penzance.