Pilates Enthusiast Gifts

Advanced pilates.

"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Reasonableman

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Skateboard

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Suburban Legend

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Skate Bored

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Gymnast tangled up.

Skateboard Olympics.

"You're pathetic."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Spock visits the Orthopedics