Pilates Enthusiast Gifts

Advanced pilates.

"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Reasonableman

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Skateboard

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Suburban Legend

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Skateboard Olympics.

Gymnast tangled up.

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Let's do it.'

Snakeboarding.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!