Pigskin Player Pillows

'Being a great lineman is 90 percent strength and 600 percent technique.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Football.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Stop the big guy!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

Midnight in Minnesota

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

Reverse piggy bank

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Quit rushing me.'

"Another meeting?"

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

Another football season comes to an end.

"Oh look, honey, a touchdown. . . oops, that's not your team, is it dear?"

'Now that's Hi-def!'