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'Being a great lineman is 90 percent strength and 600 percent technique.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Football.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Stop the big guy!

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

Reverse piggy bank

Midnight in Minnesota

NFL Antitrust case...

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Another meeting?"

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

'Quit rushing me.'

'Here.'

Another football season comes to an end.

'Now that's Hi-def!'