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'Quit rushing me.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

"Works every time."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Football.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Stop the big guy!

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'War is heck!'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Midnight in Minnesota

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Another meeting?"

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Now that's Hi-def!'