Pigskin Warriors Pillows

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Gamers

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Football.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Stop the big guy!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"... and if you guys don't shape up, I'm going to have to start kicking some butt around here."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Midnight in Minnesota

Sun cream factor 5000.

NFL Antitrust case...

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Quit rushing me.'

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Another meeting?"

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

'Here.'

Another football season comes to an end.