Pigskin Warriors Mugs

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Gamers

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Football.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Stop the big guy!

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Midnight in Minnesota

Sun cream factor 5000.

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

'Quit rushing me.'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Am I crazy...or does this thing smell just like uncle Earl?'

"Another meeting?"

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

Another football season comes to an end.