Pigskin Passer Pillows

Office of the Football Coach

'Ahhh...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Football.

Pig's Human Bank

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Squeal like a pig!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

How Art Works.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

"This next song's called 'I love my pig'."

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Jurassic Pork!