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Golfing Boss

New York Scatological Society

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Bird Messaging

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Dreams of different species.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

You've got mail.

'I hear you have a side business.'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

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"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

'Magic'

"I guess this is me."

UpperLower Class Pastimes

"I've done a test Dad: my homing instinct is actually more accurate than my GPS Sat-Nav..."

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."

"Bread crumb donations are indeed down."

"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."

"Location, location, location."