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"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."

'Going up?'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Fisherman

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'I hear you have a side business.'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

They were out of bagels...

"I guess this is me."

"We've met."

'What an evening! I could have sued all night!'

'Why so formal?'

"If, in the meeting, you'll roll over and play dead I think the rest of the board will follow."

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

I'd like to register a formal complaint.

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'

'I definitely like the idea...why don't I have owners contact your owners?'

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...