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'I hear you have a side business.'

'Going up?'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"I guess this is me."

"We've met."

'What an evening! I could have sued all night!'

Pig to lady: 'I'm an expert at messy divorces.'

'Why so formal?'

"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."

"If, in the meeting, you'll roll over and play dead I think the rest of the board will follow."

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

I'd like to register a formal complaint.

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'I definitely like the idea...why don't I have owners contact your owners?'

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...