Pigeon Petters In Suits Pillows

'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'

Golfing Boss

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

New York Scatological Society

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Dreams of different species.

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

National Pigeon Monument (poos on someone's head).

Man feeding 10 pigeons and a unicorned pegasus.

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

You've got mail.

'I hear you have a side business.'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

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Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

One of the Sierra Club's most dangerous guided tours: the hike through a rugged corporate environment.

The Team

'Magic'

"I guess this is me."

UpperLower Class Pastimes

George Bush Statue

"Walking may burn more calories, but you're three times as likely to nosh."

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."

"Bread crumb donations are indeed down."

"I've done a test Dad: my homing instinct is actually more accurate than my GPS Sat-Nav..."