Pig Calling Aficionado Gifts

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Pig's Human Bank

"Actually I never loved you."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Sewee-Cide.

How Art Works.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.