Pie Hole Ponderer T-Shirts

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Beginning Yarder.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Keystone XL

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"The doctor will see you now."

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Bizarre sights.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Quick Crossword.

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Elevator dilemma.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.