Pie Hole Ponderer T-Shirts

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Beginning Yarder.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Keystone XL

"Is there a God?"

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Bizarre sights.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"The doctor will see you now."

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

Elevator dilemma.

Quick Crossword.