Picture Perfect Enthusiast Gifts

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

Pretty as a picture

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Great photo."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Say cheese!

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

The Press

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"Say 'cheese'!"

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'