Big Picture Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'He's still looking at the big picture.'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Candid Camera store.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

The Desert Island Package

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Bunny Pranks

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Man Ray

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

Social Struggles