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"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'He's still looking at the big picture.'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Candid Camera store.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Snapshots in Time

Smile

The Desert Island Package

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Henry Fox Talbot

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Say cheese!

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'