Big Picture Explorer T-Shirts

The Big Picture Department...

The Art Student.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Culture Saturday

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Information about information about information about information.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Truth

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Danger Noodle tho bored

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Caveman at Computer

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''