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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Information about information about information about information.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'Science versus religion?'

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

The Collective Unconscious

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Distilled Elephant

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Community Bed de Luxe

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'