Picture Perfect Gifts

Special portrait - offer - 8 wallet-size.

Framed Lady

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I hate it..."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Poser

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Social lens of the photojournalist

Using a social media app to date

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

The First Selfie!

"Don't make me look fat!"

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

There had always been three in the relationship...

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'Was the flash too bright?'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!