Picture Perfect Gifts

Special portrait - offer - 8 wallet-size.

Framed Lady

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I hate it..."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Using a social media app to date

Poser

Social lens of the photojournalist

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

The First Selfie!

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

'Was the flash too bright?'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'