Picture-perfect Pal Gifts

'I think I'm going to need a wide angled lens...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

A Friend in Need.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Persian

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'We know you have a cat...'

In the dog park

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Frank Auerbach

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

I love my cat.

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'