Picture-perfect Pal Gifts

'I think I'm going to need a wide angled lens...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

A Friend in Need.

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Persian

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'We know you have a cat...'

In the dog park

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'Jennifer! My identity has been stolen!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

I love my cat.

'So you're a cat person...'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"