Pictogram Ponderer Gifts

'Do you love the new symbol?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Progress?

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

After the summer holidays

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Is there a God?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

CREEPY AF AI

The Big Four debate banking ethics

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Bizarre sights.

"But is it..?"

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."