Pictograph Enthusiast Gifts

Does the hunter really always win and the bison lost like that? No -- It's just a cost of media bias.

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

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The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Lumiere brothers caricature

Bunny Pranks

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."